Screw Organic Chemistry, I’m Just Going To Write About Cats
Screw organic chemistry, I’m just going to write about cats.
Organic chemistry? People don’t want to hear about it. It’s been called “worse than prison“, or “like a bad hooker“. Based on some opinions of this subject, having a blog entitled “Master Organic Chemistry” is not unlike having a blog called “Master Genital Herpes”. Sure, it fills a niche, but who wants to be the guy writing a blog like that, I ask? Not me, folks.
Since the goal of this blog is complete world domination, I think I’m going to have to radically change strategy if I want to get within shouting distance of popular blogs like The Chemistry Blog, or even, dare to dream, ChemBark.
My chosen strategy: more cat pictures.
This strategy is going to kill. Who doesn’t like cats?
I live in Jerusalem, which has to be one of the world’s best places for catwatching. They’re everywhere – like squirrels or raccoons back in North America. You want cat pictures? I can give you cat pictures!
WHO, I ask , WHO can compete with a blog devoted entirely to Jerusalem dumpster cats?
Some people might say this is simply a naked strategy to obtain more traction on social bookmarking sites and I am selling out my core mission in the interest of transient popularity. Don’t bother looking below the surface of this, dear reader: this analysis is 100% correct.
From now on, no more organic chemistry. Only cats.